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TODAY ON THE JOE KELLEY SHOW

5/21/2018

TODAY ON THE JOE KELLEY SHOW


              WORKDAY POP QUIZ @ 3:15PM-

TODAY’S QUESTION: YES OR BS

A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT PEOPLE ON DATING SITES LIKE TINDER TEND TO HOOK UP MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON…

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 THE COMMUTER’S QUIZ-

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                      ALSO ON THE SHOW TODAY

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How much do online daters really lie? 

 At 2:45pm

 Another exciting Joe Kelley Show episode of “Did THAT Really Happen?

 

At 3:45pm

             Who has a cleaner bed: chimpanzees or humans?

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At 415PM

                                       Its now an official “smell”

 

AT 5:15pm

Don’t eat and Drive unless…..

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                                  Another Mobile Phone Warning

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Another exciting Joe Kelley show edition of “What’s New At Starbucks”

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JOE KELLEY SHOW EXTRA: A 3 SECOND TEST TO TELL IF YOU’RE DE-HYDRATED IN THIS SOUTH TEXAS HEAT

 

 


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A Joe Kelley Warning for Parents who Vape

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Another Exciting Joe Kelley Show episode of “Did THAT Really Happen?

 

THE LATEST WEDDING FAD ALERT

 

 

ANOTHER EXCITING JOE KELLEY SHOW EDITION OF “WHAT’S NEW IN BEER”

 

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ANOTHER EXCITING JOE KELLEY SHOW EDITION OF “WHAT’S NEW IN FAST FOOD”

 

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DOES EVEN ONE OF THESE  DO DAMAGE?

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Another exciting edition of “THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR JOBS”

 DANGER IN THE BATHROOM!

 

ANOTHER JOE KELLEY SHOW FASHION ALERT

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 ANOTHER EXCITING JOE KELLEY SHOW EDITION OF “DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN” DRIVERS TEST GONE HORRIBLY WRONG

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  MUSIC NEWS

FIFTH HARMONY REUNION CAMILA CABELLO & NORMANI KORDEI

Former Fifth Harmony bandmates Camila Cabello and Normani Kordei were all smiles as they reunited backstage at the 2018 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Sunday. A pic circulating on Twitter shows Kordei striking a pose smiling from ear to ear while Cabello happily jumped into the shot.

The photo appears to have taken place after both performed at Sunday’s awards show. Kordei performed her song “Love Lies” with Khalid, while Cabello performed “Sangria Wine” with Pharrell, as well as her hit “Havana.”

The pair’s reunion comes nearly a year and a half after Cabello’s dramatic Fifth Harmony exit.

 

NICK JONAS MUSCLES TRENDING ON TWITTER

Nick Jonas knows how to get people talking!

The musician showed up to the 2018 Billboard Music Awards looking like a full snack! While he didn’t perform during the show, his muscles were front and center. The “Jealous” singer showed up wearing a red dress shirt with the one suspender over the shoulder. Turns out, the internet was a big fan of his fit physique.

Of course people are used to the former boy band member looking amazing, but it seems like he may have worked out a little extra for this appearance. At least that was the consensus on Twitter when his muscles started trending.

 

 

NEW LIAM PAYNE/J.BALVIN ON THE BEACH…SON’S FAVORITE

Liam Payne’s long-awaited debut album will arrive in September, and he says he’s been paying special attention to how one particular person has responded to his new songs: his 14-month-old son, Bear.“He is like a good bop check…if it’s a bop, he will go for it,” Liam tells ABC Radio, laughing.  He says Bear reallylikes Liam’s latest hit “Familiar,” a collaboration with Colombian superstar J. Balvin.“[With] ‘Familiar,’ he goes, like, fully rigid, and he’s like, ‘Oh my God, I love this, what is this?,’ and he gets as close as he can to the speaker…it’s hilarious!” says Liam. 

 

DEMI LOVATO IS FABLETICS AGAIN.

Demi Lovato is teaming up with Fabletics once again!The 25-year-old entertainer just launched her summer capsule collection with the athletic brand and shared some new campaign images!“I’m so excited to continue working with Fabletics to launch a cool, new collection for Summer! I took inspiration from my tour and wanted to give my fans a collection of styles that make me feel confident,” Demi said in a statement.

 

NEW SELENA MUSIC ON THE BEACH NOT ABOUT JUSTIN OR THE WEEKND

the song not inspired by Bieber or The Weeknd, it’s actually about someone else …it wasn’t written by Selena.• Songwriter Amy Allen penned the lyrics about her own rocky relationship. Selena felt the lyrics “fit her life.” Sorry, Jelena hopefuls, turns out Selena Gomez‘s latest song is not a love ballad directed at her ex-boyfriend Justin Biebe.

Last week, Selena dropped “Back To You” and fans immediately noticed the lyrics seemed to mirror her recent romantic fling with the Biebs following her split from The Weeknd: “I wanna hold you when I’m not supposed to / When I’m lying close to someone else / You’re stuck in my head and I can’t get you out of it / If I could do it all again / I know I’d go back to you.”

We’re told that not only is the song not inspired by Bieber or The Weeknd, it’s actually about someone else entirely … mainly because it wasn’t written by Selena.

Songwriter Amy Allen penned the lyrics about her own rocky relationship. However, our sources tell us when Selena was recently presented with the song she chose to record it because she felt it “fit her life.” We’re told she still put her own touch on the track and “molded it a bit” before finalizing the song.

 

BACKSTREET’S BACK, OH YEA.

The Backstreet Boys have a new single called “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.”  Though it shares a title with an Elton John hit from the ’70s, the song is not a cover.  It was written by Stephen Wrabel, aka Wrabel, a singer-songwriter who’s written songs for Kesha, Phillip Phillips, Ellie Goulding, Adam Lambert, Pentatonix and more.On Twitter, the group wrote, “Excuse the dad joke but… we’re back  NEW BACKSTREET BOYS SINGLE ‘DON’T GO BREAKING MY HEART’ OUT MAY 17TH.”The group recorded the song after the first leg of their successful Las Vegas residency, which picks back up July 25. The Backstreet Boys’ last big chart success came last year with “God, Your Mama and Me,” their hit collaboration with country duo Florida Georgia Line.

The Boys will perform on ABC’s Good Morning America Summer Concert Series July 13.

 

KELLY CLARKSON TO SING NATIONAL ANTHEM AT INDY 500

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this, but for Kelly Clarkson, it’s the second time around. Kelly will sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” before the 102nd running of the Indianapolis 500 on May 27.  She previously did the honors back in 2011, when she performed the national anthem as a duet with Seal. In a statement, Indianapolis Motor Speedway president Doug Boles said, “We’re thrilled to welcome Kelly back…on Race Day to sing the national anthem for hundreds of thousands of fans in the stands and millions of viewers around the world.”

 

CHARLIE PUTH TALKS NEW CD AND COLLAB WITH JAMES TAYLOR

When I saw that he was anxious to get started and worried if he’d be able to deliver, I assured him he would.” Puth• “In the booth next to him, I got literal chills hearing his voice,” he adds. “He’s so, so talented”• Voicenotes, Charlie’s sophomore album, arrives this Friday, May 11.  His summer tour kicks off July 11 in Toronto. Charlie Puth’s upcoming album Voicenotes features guest appearances by two very different artists: Boyz II Men and Rock and Roll Hall of Famer James Taylor.  While Charlie says he’s always been a fan of Boyz II Men, James is the guy Charlie says is “the reason I do what I do.”  Which is why he was surprised that the music legend seemed to be intimidated at the prospect of collaborating.

 

ANOTHER KATY PERRY FEUD COMES TO LIGHT

 

Katy Perry may have finally made peace with longtime pop-nemesis Taylor Swift, but it seems the “Swish Swish” singer might be engaged in yet another glitzy cold war.According to The Sun, former BFFs Rihanna and Perry are completely on the outs, and actually have been for more than a year. The site says that Rih most recently left Perry off of her guest list for a post-Met Gala party at New York City’s Up & Down, and Katy was less than pleased. Still, Katy was a good sport about snapping a photo with Rih, The Sun reported.

“Because Rihanna was chairing the Met Gala, she had to pose with a lot of the celebrity guests but it was really uncomfortable when she was asked to have the photo with Katy,” the source said. “They used to be close but Rihanna’s expression in the photo says it all…Katy was upset about the whole situation because Rihanna was cold to her and she wasn’t invited to her after-party.”

 

 

THERE’S HOPE FOR WORLD PEACE KATY AND TAYLOR END FEUD

Katy Perry sent an actual olive branch to Taylor Swift leading fans to believe their feud is over.The olive branch arrived yesterday afternoon before the opening night of Taylor’s Reputation World tour in Phoenix. Perry also sent a handwritten note that read, “Hello old friend— I’ve been doing some reflecting on past miscommunications and hard feelings between us. I really want to clear the air.”Taylor took a video of the olive branch and posted it to her Instagram story with the caption, “Thank you Katy.”

 

DEMI LOVATO AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA DUET DEBUTS

It’s a dream come true for Demi Lovato — the singer is set to perform with her idol Christina Aguilera at the Billboard Music Awards later this month, PEOPLE confirms exclusively.After weeks of speculation, Aguilera confirmed her collaboration with Lovato after she released the track listing for her upcoming album Liberation.The “Tell Me You Love Me” singer, 25, also hinted at the duet during the Dallas stop of her recent tour. “Christina’s my girl and big things are coming,” she told fans.Last year, Lovato also told Billboard she worked with “one of my biggest idols” but said she couldn’t yet reveal who she had teamed up with. “I can’t wait for the world to hear it. It’s an incredible song,” she teased at the time.

DRAKE AND RIHANNA NO LONGER FRIENDS?

It’s the end of an era for Aubrih. Drake unfollowed his ex Rihanna on Instagram after she said that they are no longer friends.While it is unclear exactly when the “Nice for What” rapper, 31, tapped the “unfollow” button, he was still following the “Lemon” singer, 30, as recent as last week. She has not followed him for several months.The move comes just five days after Vogue released Rihanna’s June 2018 cover story, in which she was asked about the current state of her relationship with Drake. They dated on and off from 2009 until their most recent split in October 2016.

“We don’t have a friendship now, but we’re not enemies either,” she told the magazine. “It is what it is.”

TAYLOR SWIFT REVEALS BLOOPER REAL AHEAD OF TOUR

 

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A WHOLE NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS

 

Britney Spears will launch a lifestyle collection next year that will include apparel, hair care, accessories and electronics• She’ll be personally involved in all aspects of the new line.After years of success with her fragrance line, Britney Spears is branching out.  The star will launch a lifestyle collection next year that will include everything from apparel and hair care, to accessories and electronics. She’s also coming out with her own line of cigarettes….they come pre-smoked with a lipstick ring

 

NEW ZAYN MUSIC ON THE BEACH…HARSH WORDS FROM MANAGER

Sarah Stennett, of First Access Entertainment, has dropped Zayn Malik after two years of representation—• “the artist is challenging to work with, declining many promotional opportunities and not touring behind his last album.”According to Variety, music manager Sarah Stennett, of First Access Entertainment, has dropped Zayn Malik after two years of representation—the pair originally began working together immediately following Malik’s departure from 1D in March 2015.So why is Malik no longer on the First Access team? The report sites sources who say “the artist is challenging to work with, declining many promotional opportunities and not touring behind his last album.” Translation: he’s a difficult dude who doesn’t do his work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

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