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Far Beyond Tint and Alarm is sponsoring some fantastic new prizes for our 4:30 Commuter Quiz with Joe Kelley. Have the Answer – Win the Prizes – It’s that Easy We’re giving away a $25 gift...

The Joe Kelly Show will be LIVE!! from Hurricane Alley Waterpark every Thursday. Join Joe Kelley and the Beach 965.5 from the Hurricane Alley Waterpark for Music, Fun, and Great Prizes. Joe will spin the “Prize...

What’s New in Fast Food   You won’t believe what comes in this “Happy Meal” from Burger King for Valentines Day. Take a look inside this Fast Food Box with Joe Kelley on 96.5 the Beach....

TODAY ON THE JOE KELLEY SHOW WEDNESDAY  8.9.2017 We’ll get you qualified for two tickets to see “Hamilton” in Chicago 8/30 with round trip airfare for two and hotel accomodations coming up between 5p-6p and instantly win...

Beach 96.5 and Sames Kingsville ’s salute our Hometown Heroes.   Our Hometown Heroes include members of our Military, Law Enforcement, Fire Fighters, Teachers, Medical Personnel, Non-Profit personnel, and it doesn’t stop there. A Hometown Hero...

In an attempt to create a special snack to go with their high quality beer, Sweetish brewery St. Erik’s has created the world’s most expensive potato chips. Apparently, St. Erik’s didn’t think Lays or Pringles chips were good...

Anybody hungry yet? We promise this isn’t a real tongue, and there is a deep part of us that thinks this actually looks pretty good. To get you ready for Halloween, Japan burger chain “Lotteria” has...

Joe Kelley might just have discovered the secret ingredient in Popeye’s Chicken, and you better hold on, because this is a surprise that might give you a shock. A woman believes she found a cooked rat...

A plumbing company is suggesting that the stars may have a big impact on what happens where the sun don’t shine. Mr. Rooter Plumbing created an info graphic to flush out how a person’s zodiac sign poo-portedly...

  For many football fans, a game is not a game unless a tailgate precedes it. Here are some simple tailgating tips to remember for any tailgate: • There is nothing worse than running out of...

Men are You ready for the ultimate lowdown on what Women keep secret. We have complied a list for You of the thing Women never tell their Partners , but are very, very TRUE! Things that...

Things men never tell their wives, but are almost always true. Ladies are You ready for the ultimate lowdown on what Men keep secret. We have complied a list for You of the thing Men never...

Another Exciting Joe Kelley episode of: “What’s New In Fast Food” Pizza Hut delivers the world’s first playable DJ pizza box-   Pizza Hut introduced a brand new gimmick: the “world’s first playable DJ pizza box,”...

A phone case is a statement. Your values, your beliefs, your favorite past time – what’s wrapped around your Smart Phone is a reflection of your personality. Which explains why this case is about to take...

STANTON, KY. –An Amazing photo taken at the scene of a fatal motorcycle crash in Kentucky is getting a lot of attention online. According to Lex 18 News, the crash occurred in Powell County, Kentucky on...

Joe Kelley has some unusual and exotic ideas for Summer Grilling. Listen in today, and add your own ideas or experiences on Facebook. OR GIVE JOE A CALL AT (361) 882-5483 WHAT ARE YOUR IDEAS ?...

Dog owners feeling guilty for leaving their pets alone at home for too long will soon be able to take comfort in the fact that at least the animals won’t be bored. They’ll be too busy...

Join Joe Kelley for a special Lunchtime Retro Dance Mix on Friday, Live from All Star Mitsubishi.  The live remote is from 11PM-1PM, but the Dance Mix starts at Noon, featuring your favorite retro dance songs.  Joe...

You can win with Joe Kelley Live this Thursday at Ed Hicks Nissan ED HICKS NISSAN (SPID and Kostoryz) Thursday 2pm- 4pm ! Stop by ED HICKS NISSAN Thursday from 2pm- 4pm to see Joe Kelley and...

Did you know that what you lick reveals something about your personality ? Now, before You go to far with that thought , we’re talking Ice Cream here. If you think ordering Vanilla means you’re boring, see how...

Join 96.5 THE BEACH Live Wednesday 3/30 from 4 PM to 6 PM at Ed Hicks Infiniti . 3026 S Padre Island Dr Corpus Christi IT’S OUR MONTH END CLOSEOUT COUNTDOWN Why drive a “regular” car,...

Bugatti’s $2.6 million super-car has diamonds in the speakers. As if 1,500 horsepower, a $2.6 million price tag, and two metric tons of carbon fiber, aluminum, titanium, glass, and leather weren’t enough to set the Bugatti...

DO YOU WANT TO GET EVEN WITH TELEMARKETERS WHO HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET AROUND THE DO NOT CALL LIST?   A GUY HAS CREATED AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BOT THAT ANSWERS THEIR CALLS THEN STRINGS...

January 25, 2016TAKING IT ALL OFF

TAKING IT ALL OFF Obviously the way you dress says something about you, but did you know that the way you un-dress also reveals a lot about your personality? IF YOU THROW YOUR CLOTHES ALL OVER...

A quick hack that lets you jump directly to any category in Netflix, even the most obscure ones.  ↓ FOR THE FULL LIST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW ↓ The Netflix ID Bible – Every Category on...

How to make one bathroom two  

Today Joe Kelley talks about the new Passenger Drone unveiled this week in Las Vegas. Be sure to tune in at 2:45 PM, and tell Joe what you think @ (361) 882–5483 . The Signs are...

The nominations were announced this morning, and to the surprise of no one, Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran dominated, but there are also some incredible new names in there, like The Weeknd, James Bay, and Kendrick...

What can you do with armpit hair? Last week Joe Kelley told you that some guys are adding glitter to their beards. Now we have women sharing glittered armpits on Instagram. Are you sure you’re ready...

Reese’s Peanut Butter Trees Don’t Look Like Trees And The World Demands Answers The latest in the War On Christmas.    Reese’s oddly annoyed its customers when its seasonal peanut butter trees apparently did not look...

Mulling over what to wear to your kids’ holiday concert? You can make them as proud of you as you are of them, by donning gay apparel from Shinesty.com‘s treasury of Ugly Christmas or Hanukkah sweaters...

 Aussie Gangs run wild with… motorized picnic tables ?— DUI while you drink? Perth – Perth police were less than thrilled to have two tables driving down their roads yesterday. 10 guys, glued to their drinks...

      The road to divorce is paved with eye rolls, the silent treatment, and poor communication in general.  Below, divorce attorneys and marriage therapists share the most damaging things you can say in a marriage...

THE PROBLEM IS SIMPLE:   THE SOLUTION – OR ,WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT.FOR THE TV ADDICT THE PARANOID PREPER THE ORGANIZED SOLUTION SAFE AT WORK OR SCHOOL OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE ANYONE THE HOME DESIGN SHOW...

ONLY ON THE JOE KELLEY SHOW EVERY FRIDAY JOE will be giving a way a FREE Lipo genics session every Friday listen to win.  A Value of $199.00 We Have A Plan That’s Right For You...

What do you think about a diet that allows you to consume cake and desserts for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Would you try this dessert-centered diet plan? Here’s the Pitch- “Cake Cleanse is a fantastic diet...

We’ve all heard how the Black bunned Halloween Whopper from Burger King can turn your poop green.  Now it’s a couples costume.

Honey Boo Boo the Recording Artist? Alana Thompson Releases New Song ‘Movin’ Up’ – Yes, Really! Honey Boo Boo wants to move from reality TV to Music stardom. One year after TLC canceled her hit series,...

As if we didn’t need any more help sticking to the diet. Cinnamon Bun Oreos are coming next month.  They really went all out for these . . . instead of just putting cinnamon cream between...

“Average Barbie” may not look flashy on a store counter. But that’s the idea behind the Lammily doll, which started as a viral photo and is now available to buy, complete with cellulite stickers. Creator Nickolay...

Now you can relax in the hydro hammock.  A crazy idea that is already sold out. The Hydro Hammock is a first of its kind hammock. Made from high-tensile, marine quality, sealed material, it is capable...

  It’s just a made-up name for the crease, fold, or roll of flesh that forms between a woman’s upper thigh and their hip when they bend forward, sit, or kneel.  Yes, apparently that needed a...

Vinyl is coming back.  Now you can enjoy all your vinyl records without the hiss and scratches.  This new ELP lazer turntable…here’s what the manufacturer claims: Unlike a traditional stylus, the Laser Turntable achieves the highest fidelity from...

A Denver radio personality is suing Taylor Swift claiming he got fired for allegedly grabbing Taylor’s backside at a meet and greet two years ago. David Mueller was working for a station under the airname, Jackson....

According to Men’s Health In a recent survey,they asked more than 400 Women’s Health readers if they would rather meet a guy at the bar with terrible breath or visible tufts of nose hair. The result:...

Is the Honeymoon over? A source has told Radar Online that Kim Kardashian has become so gassy in her second pregnancy that Kanye is fleeing the bed for his life. The source says “sleeping apart isn’t...

Match.com, the singles website asked users to describe their ideal date. Here’s a composite of what they found. Women want a guy with short dark brown hair, blue eyes, a dad bod, and executive job and...

September 9, 2015What is this creature?

This is a virus. Try not to catch any. Thanks to Science for the photo. Fortunately, our immune systems can fight these things pretty well.